NEED / Mermaid Fin by URBAN OUTFITTERS

NEED / Mermaid Fin by URBAN OUTFITTERS

Crafted from recycled rubber, finally we can all have our Darryl Hannah moment with these eco-friendly mermaid fins.  Choose one of two retro colors – faded turquoise and orange crush – and you can splash around the ocean like the mermaid that you...
NEED / maple wood bottle stopper

NEED / maple wood bottle stopper

These contemporary faceted geometric walnut wood wine bottle stoppers made by BrightonExchange are reusable and hand made so that no two stoppers are the same.  Ideally used for rebottling water, I would probably use it for my second source of water: wine.BOTTLE...
WANT / sparkly poop pills

WANT / sparkly poop pills

Worried about the color of your poop?  Worry no more.  These sparkly pills by GlitterPills — although apparently not condoning their oral consumption — are getting a lot of buzz lately for the decorative effects they are having on, well, your...
NEED / unicorn horn by URBAN OUTFITTERS

NEED / unicorn horn by URBAN OUTFITTERS

Forget Hallowe’en — I want to be a unicorn any day of the year.  This inflatable unicorn horn at URBAN OUTFITTERS is the perfect solution.  I particularly like that it is made of plastic so you can easily clean it – you know, in case you...
OBSESSED / ballerinas by CÉLINE

OBSESSED / ballerinas by CÉLINE

Phoebe does it again.  A modern take on the soft ballerina, these CÉLINE slip ons are made of a smushy nappa lambskin in the most stunning neutral colors, and come either as flats or with a thick retro heel.  Absolutely...